My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
"my parents warned me about the drugs in the streets but never the ones with hazel eyes and a heartbeat"
i’m pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description